So we’re halfway though our road trip and since Matt revealed the truth about the crew (which I can neither confirm or deny) I thought I would go ahead and share some useful road trip tips.

When your traveling through the desert you’ll notice several opportunities to dump a body with little chance of it being discovered… this is where your opportunity comes in.

Just picture a scene in the movie “Casino” and you’ll get the idea of the possibilities.

Here we go

1. Refuse to shower or use any form of deodorant or basic hygiene practices. This becomes more effective as you get further on the trip.

2. Play a mixture of Death metal, Justin Bieber and Garth Brooks. Be sure to play it at high volume… that helps.

3. Begin each morning with a shot of Jack Daniels and a double espresso. The espresso isn’t a required… but it helps.

4. This goes along with number three. Bring the aforementioned bottle of Jack Daniel’s and keep it in the cup holder.

This is a bonus because it’s also illegal in most states, which I’m sure your partners will appreciate it.

I wouldn’t expect your new road trip buddies to bail you out of jail, so keep some extra cash on hand if you choose this method.
 

5. Insist on only eating Mexican food with extra refried beans at every food stop. This should be pretty self explanatory…

 
Bonus Tip: Find the fattest cigar you can find and smoke the whole thing in an enclosed area. Make sure your clothes are really saturated with that sweet essence.
 

Happy Road tripping.

 
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